Thread: *~* dR Laughter Challenge *~* ROUND 2

here we go with round 2.... thanks for all the eliminated participants for joining you shall be rewarded with rep points

our contestants that are in round 2 are:
KottU
King Khan
chulbul salman
mainhoo
Aditya
Akili


now in Round 2 you are going to tell 2 jokes... 1 about a celebrity and other about desirulez.

Celebrity name is: Shahrukh Khan

Deadline to post your jokes is May 2nd

Good luck everyone BTW, can you copy joke this round or not?

Best Of Luck Guys

Pls dont mind its just for fun



Once Abhi & Solu were travelling along with their friends Hash & Bhavik . On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Solu & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Solu, Abhi and their friends ( Hash & Bhavik) in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.

Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.

Abhi started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Solu . So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Abhi.

Now, it was the turn of Hash. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Solu was quite as a statue So the boss shot him.

Then came Bhavik. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Solu suddenly burst into laughter . Everyone was puzzled. Solu was laughing madly.

The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Solu said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Abhi's joke was!"


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SORRY SRK ......


SRK and his son Aryan went for Ra.one first day first show...
After half and hour..
Aryan says : papa ghar chalo na stargold pe Dabangg aanewali hai

Nice Thought Reps AddeD

too good ash

Best Of Luck ashu

Ok so here i am firstly wid Srk joke




Now Joke
How Shahrukh Khan Makes Profit From Ra.One....???

Ticket seller : Boss, No One Is Buying Ra.One's Movie Tickets. We Will Be Ruined.
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Theater Owner : Give It For Free. Once They Enter, Close The Doors & Start Selling EXIT Tickets For Rs 500

So here is the joke upon dR

Note : Firstly Let me clear i was not getting the topic desirulez means i mean i was not getting on how to make joke should we make joke on forum or on founders of dR. So as much i know about dR it is created by Solution24 And Abhi So i am posting joke upon them.
This is for fun Nothg Personal Sorry If some1 gets hurt.

A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Solu:
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Colddrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
Solu:
shutup nahin judje sahib 7Up..

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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Abhi: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Originally Posted by Aditya

Ok so here i am firstly wid Srk joke




Now Joke
How Shahrukh Khan Makes Profit From Ra.One....???

Ticket seller : Boss, No One Is Buying Ra.One's Movie Tickets. We Will Be Ruined.
.
.
.
Theater Owner : Give It For Free. Once They Enter, Close The Doors & Start Selling EXIT Tickets For Rs 500

nice

Originally Posted by Aditya

Ok so here i am firstly wid Srk joke




Now Joke
How Shahrukh Khan Makes Profit From Ra.One....???

Ticket seller : Boss, No One Is Buying Ra.One's Movie Tickets. We Will Be Ruined.
.
.
.
Theater Owner : Give It For Free. Once They Enter, Close The Doors & Start Selling EXIT Tickets For Rs 500

nice, but where is joke about dR?