Our Founders Jokes (Bhavik, Hash, Solu, Abhi & bidz)

**Punjabi_kudi** · 06-03-2010, 12:13 PM

Solu checked bidz's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”

Hash ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao."
Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?"

solu and his gfwas typing the password for the computer .... solu being horny typed in my ***** ... the computer responded not long enough (by Hash)

Hash falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

solu tells his dad, “Pappaji there is this kid in school who calls me gay”
solu’s Dad:” Oye beta then punch him!!!”
Solu: “ No papa he is sooooooo cute!!!”

Abhi to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Abhi: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

Solu: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Bidz: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Solu: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Solu bidz ko ‘I Luv U’ kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Bidz: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Solu: I’m falling in love.

Bhavik asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Bhavik: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Hash: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Wife: Why 3?
Hash: For you and your parents

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Solu: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Solu: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Bhavik was writing something very slowly.
Abhi asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Bhavik: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."

Q: Why did Solu take his pregnant wife Bidz to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

Abhi with two red ears went to his doctor.The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."