Thread: Some Jokes from Across the Border

A man standing in a long line for bread tells the guy behind him that he is leaving to go to shoot the president.
He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
"Did you manage to kill him?"ask the people in the bread line.
"No. That line is longer than this one."

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Robber to President Zardari: Give me all your money!
Zardari: Do you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari, President of Pakistan.
Robber: In that case, give me all my money.

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TV anchor: "Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved President Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five liters."

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The Postmaster General of Pakistan makes an announcement:
"We are forced to withdraw the stamp recently issued to commemorate Zardari's ascension to the Presidency.
The people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on."

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Pakistani to American: What do you guys do with thieves?
American: We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials.
Pakistani: That's nothing. We give them the presidency.

tv anchor joke was awesome :d