Thread: Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 90 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

The 90 year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 87 year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 90-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 87-year-old stops at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."