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    Talking Sardar Joke



    Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
    Servant: It's already raining.
    Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.


    Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
    What will come first, Chicken or egg?
    O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

    A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
    He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"



    Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
    Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

    A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
    Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
    Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

    Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..
    A Teacher lecturing on population:
    "In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
    A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "



    A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
    Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
    Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
    The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
    Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
    And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"



    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
    His wife asked what you are doing.
    He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

    Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
    Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!"
    A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....
    Girl said- "What R U doing...?"
    Sardar replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"

 

 

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